ok but can you actually date janelle?
she's gorgeous, she's picky, and she's done with the apps. this is your shot. no "u up?" texts. no unsolicited gym selfies. just a formal application like someone with home training.
who is she
meet janelle
let's get the obvious out of the way—yes, she's stunning. the kind of stunning that makes people look twice. but what actually keeps people around? she's smart, hilarious, and absolutely crushing it in her career.
she's just as happy dominating a video game as she is posted up for sunday football, and she firmly believes most good stories start with "so we took a tequila shot…"
janelle can do it all: dressed up night out, low-key dive bar, game night, or just vibing on the couch. she's loyal, big-hearted, and shows up for her people every time.
(yes, sometimes a little too big-hearted… we're working on that.)
hi, i'm the best friend and self-appointed quality control. i love her, but her taste in men has historically been… a work in progress. so now, i'm stepping in to help find someone who's actually worthy of her.
the vibe we're going for
you have a job (bare minimum, let's be real)
you're kind—not just to her, but to everyone (rude to a waiter? this will not go well for you)
you're secure and emotionally intelligent (you communicate, you're consistent, no games)
you've done some self-reflection and are still working on yourself
active enough to keep up (no six-pack required, just don't hate moving)
bonus points if you're a little nerdy and/or appreciate a good chicken nugget
janelle's looking for someone real. someone steady, kind, fun, and ready to actually build something—not just talk about it.
if you're a green flag human who can keep up, make her laugh, and match her energy… you might just be the guy.
apply within. i'm still watching 👀
the process
how this works (it's giving the bachelor)
fill out the app
answer a few questions, upload your best pic (not the one from 2019), and try to be interesting. the bar is on the floor and yet.
the girls review
your application gets forwarded to janelle's girlfriends for a thorough, completely unbiased evaluation. (they will be biased. they love her.)
we'll be in touch
if you make the cut, we'll slide into your instagram DMs or hit your email if you're not on the gram. either way — you'll know.
your moment
the application
all fields required unless marked optional. janelle notices effort. she also notices when you don't try.